do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
slytherin wins the house cup.
haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.
I honestly don’t care if you respond with “I don’t read” if I ask you what your favourite book is because I understand that not everyone likes to read but if you scoff and say “I don’t read” and act like you’re better than everyone because you don’t read then I will probably punch you in the face
go away i dont want to talk to you
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 76 YEARS