oodlyenough:

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

childblood:

puppetcams:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

omfg

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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asheathes:

I honestly don’t care if you respond with “I don’t read” if I ask you what your favourite book is because I understand that not everyone likes to read but if you scoff and say “I don’t read” and act like you’re better than everyone because you don’t read then I will probably punch you in the face